Player Profiles Part 1

Ok, to kick off the player profiles. Here are the try scorers from the game against Ikhaya:

Sean “Moooostache” Hutchinson

Age: Lost count
Height: Approx 3m
Weight: 68kg
Positions: Pretty much anywhere but front row.

Those 68kgs are easy to throw around in the lineouts!
Hobbies: Shaving his legs, but not his face.
Home Town: Zorb
Claim to fame: The tache of destiny
Likes: Lying around doing nothing all day.

Dislikes: Running, Mountain Biking, Kayaking etc. Anything that involves physical activity.

Ross “Rocco” Main Sheard

Age: Rather young
Height: 185cm
Weight: 78kg
Positions: Wingman
Hobbies: The neighbour
Home Town: Johannesburg
Claim to fame: Still too young for that.
Likes: Anything to do with Llamas

Dislikes: Long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners and fine wine.

Bruce “Almighty”

Age: There is much debate over this, but it is generally accepted to be between 16 & 45

Height: 201cm
Weight: 112kg
Positions: 8

Hobbies: Needlework and Pottery
Home Town: Cape Town

Claim to fame: Passes always go to hand! Anyone’s!
Likes: Minors

Dislikes: Llamas (Him an Ross don't get on)