Now for some of the old guard

Jono “Hobo” Hotz


Age: He will take any age, just say that you are 16
Height: 174cm
Weight: 45kg
Positions: Under review
Hobbies: St Paddys day specialist
Home Town: Durban
Claim to Fame: Drank the boerewors lady beautiful
Likes: Thinz/Fat attack
Dislikes: Beer, sleep





Chris “Brick” Lloyd


Age: 15 (Too young for Hobo)
Height: 102cm
Weight: 128kg
Positions: Hooker/Flyhalf
Hobbies: http://www.alizee.com/
Home Town: eBhayi
Claim to fame: Being punctual and rarely late.
Loves: Lamp
Dislikes: Candle






Simon “Cheeseypoof “ Payne

Age: True
Height: 187cm
Weight: 92kg
Positions: Forward
Hobbies: Caravanning.
Home Town: Diepsloot
Claim to fame: Talking too much. Professional hair model.
Likes: Khaki. Alone time in the stables. German women
Dislikes: Fishing




Igor “Tapeworm” Najbicz


Age: He sells cars, so whatever he said was probably a lie
Height: 201cm
Weight: 28kg
Positions: Depends obn the wind direction
Hobbies: Getting thirds from his housemates, in the same night, from a 45yr old.
Home Town: Durban
Claim to fame: If he’d reffed, the Sharks would have won
Likes: The cock. American cars.
Dislikes: klippies & Cola cans... not the he can remember...

Player Profiles Part 1

Ok, to kick off the player profiles. Here are the try scorers from the game against Ikhaya:

Sean “Moooostache” Hutchinson

Age: Lost count
Height: Approx 3m
Weight: 68kg
Positions: Pretty much anywhere but front row.

Those 68kgs are easy to throw around in the lineouts!
Hobbies: Shaving his legs, but not his face.
Home Town: Zorb
Claim to fame: The tache of destiny
Likes: Lying around doing nothing all day.

Dislikes: Running, Mountain Biking, Kayaking etc. Anything that involves physical activity.

Ross “Rocco” Main Sheard

Age: Rather young
Height: 185cm
Weight: 78kg
Positions: Wingman
Hobbies: The neighbour
Home Town: Johannesburg
Claim to fame: Still too young for that.
Likes: Anything to do with Llamas

Dislikes: Long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners and fine wine.

Bruce “Almighty”

Age: There is much debate over this, but it is generally accepted to be between 16 & 45

Height: 201cm
Weight: 112kg
Positions: 8

Hobbies: Needlework and Pottery
Home Town: Cape Town

Claim to fame: Passes always go to hand! Anyone’s!
Likes: Minors

Dislikes: Llamas (Him an Ross don't get on)

Profiles to follow shortly.....